cover the face, bomb the base


what you should do to a girl who has a really fit body, but the face is like a slapped -rs- that needs censoring.
can also be known as a paper bag job
“check out that girl over there, she’s well fit.”

“yeah, nice body….look she’s turning around…”

“oh sh-t, what a minger…”

“yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?”

“good idea, but i’ll need another pint of cider first..”

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