Covert Plop


attempting to defecate discretely when your love interest is present.
my girlfriend was spending the night, and i had to take a dump, so i had to execute a covert plop.
a game played in a public restroom where two people p–p as quietly as possible in order to avoid detection.
dude i was in the bathroom playing covert plops and i accidentally let out the loudest fart ever and blew up my spot.

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