Cow Bite


when you pinch someone using the entire length of your thumb and forefinger.
i want to cow bite your cheeks so hard!
2 more definitions
the act of making your hand like a cow’s mouth and squeezing the life out of a victim’s thigh. the signature move of uncle bill swartz.
“oh my god, it’s swartzie! he’s got mike in the inaugural family cow bite!!!”
the act in which you grab a female’s v-g-n- and twist.
yesterday in school, i gave cady andrews a cow bite.

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