cow box


place where one stores s-xual pleasures… ie. p-rn, ky jelly, condoms, rulers, s-x dice, etc.
i got to put this jelly in my cow box.
(while one’s room is being raided)
kristen: “oh boy what is in this cowbox??”
steph: “lets find out!!”
kristen: “haha p-rn, ky, and a tapemeasure!!!?”

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