Cow-Hat


a s-xual move requiring the use of a pocketed shirt and a lactating woman. the man will defecate on the woman’s head and sit atop her using his erection to form a cowboy hat or in this case a “cow-hat.” the woman will squirt breast milk into the air trying to catch it in the pocketed shirt. while these may seem as a s-xual race it should turn on the familiar guests to scat and other bodiliy fluid porography.
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