cowboy cable
television channels that can be watched without paying for cable services. when you live out in the country and no advanced cable is offered u get cowboy cable. usually just the local news channels
person 1: “hey did you see that special on hbo last night?
persin 2: “dude you know i only have cowboy cable i had to watch freakin greys anatomy again”
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