Cowboy Crotch
the inner thighs of a person’s legs are so sensitive to touch that in order to avoid pain, a person must walk bowlegged like a cowboy
i just walked seven miles and i have a serious case of cowboy crotch.
a used and abused floppy v-g-n-.
d-mn that cowboy crotch reminded me of my favorite disney movie dumbo. that sh-t was rode hard n put away wet.
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