cowboy mouth


dangerous gay s-x act where you kick your partner in the b-lls while throat f-cking, simulating a bucking bronco. sometimes performed with the aid of a tether attached to the b-llsack of the bottom, and sometimes performed with the b-llsack of the top fully inside the partners mouth alongside the p-n-s before kicking.
ennis kicked jack so hard in the b-llsack performing a good cowboy mouth that he accidentally bit through and ruptured some of ennis’ seminiferous tubules. it required medical attention, but they both realized their kind of love was never going to need virile, potent, life giving spermatozoa that normal love requires. they both wept in each others arms, tenderly.

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