cowboy vision
a condition affecting people in western rural areas or prehaps western schools like the university of wyoming. it results in the lack of any decent looking women so the men adjust their expecations to match the situation. women ugly in california would be treated as goddeses in these areas.
john: man jason thinks every girl in the state of flordia is hot.
will: its not his fault, he devoloped cowboy vision to cope with the women in wyoming/idaho.
john: is there anyway to help him?
will: no, after prolonged exposure to that situation cowboy vision is incurable.
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