cowch
noun: an oddly deformed bovine such as has built-in backrest and cushions. said to be extremely comfortable.
come, join me on the cowch.
a large piece of living-room furniture that is barely big enough to hold the m-ssiveness of a fat, gargantuan mailman who over-indulges in heavily salted snack treats and deep-fried delicacies.
look at that fat b-st-rd inhale shrimp toast on the cowch!
an object which cows sit on.
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