Cowmando


a term used for a type of wisconsin boy who lactates, its a rare birth defect in which the natch grows mammary glands in his throat and under his armpits, and they swell to great proportions, its all quite complex and scientific, the end product is an excess of testosterone and a suckle-able teet. it is very hard for this creature to maintain an erection to procreate being it only mates with the great red -ssed baboon
its kind of hard to take a man who lactates serious
(cowmando also referred to as a h-m-genized-h-m-s-xualis)

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