Coworker Crossfire


when, in a group discourse with a boss, the boss switches subjects and speaks to a single member of the group about which you (and/or the others) have no understanding. consequently, unwilling to awkwardly leave, one must bear being caught in the crossfire of the two conversing thereby becoming conversational deadweight.
eric: “so coworker 1 and i have wrapped up the webpage summary”
boss: good
boss (to coworker 1):did you get that report on the budget for next quarter?
coworker 1: yeh but i had a problem with …
(eric, having no purpose in the conversation, stands silent in front of the bosses desk)

later on: “dude, i just had to bear 10 minutes of coworker crossfire in the bosses office”

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