cows fly
the act of multiple bovines suspended in mid-air or in mid-air motion. used as a way to compare with something seemingly impossible or unpermitted by authorities.
a: hey, do you think your parents will let us borrow the car so we could drive halfway across the country to see that adults-only metalheadz concert? b: yes they will…and cows fly.
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