Cowtipper
a person who feels the incessant urge to run up to big dumb cows and push them over.
“moooooooooooooo” “hahaha the cowtipper strikes again!”
a big–ss 8 patty sandwich in the movie “clerks ii” sold at mooby’s.
“i’m starvin, lets go to mooby’s and get some cowtippers.”
the male equivalent of the term homewrecker.
a male who pursues married women.
a female is referred to as a homewrecker when she partic-p-tes in the destruction of another relationship, figuratively speaking she destroys the house. a male therefore engaging in similar behavior could be said to have tipped another man’s cow over.
also useful as a verb, to cow-tip.
“but your married! what do i look like? some kind of cow-tipper?”
“her poolboy moonlights as a cowtipper.”
as another form of expressions “i had to dump her, the milk goes sour after the cow has been tipped.”
a cow tipper is a person who engages in the act of cow tipping (also known as cowtipping). that is, a cow tipper will go up to a sleeping cow, push on it very hard, and make it fall to the ground.
1) i want to be a cow tipper.
2) i tipped a cow, therefore i am a cow tipper.
this is an increasingly popular term for an extremely gay h-m-s-xual.
man, that rupaul is one h-ll of a cowtipper!
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