Cowtowning, cowtowing
it is the improper spelling / word for kowtowing, which means to touch the forehead to the ground while kneeling, as an act of worship, reverence, apology, etc., especially in former chinese custom. aka: to kiss someone’s -ss or to be submissive.
her boyfriend is a jerk. they broke up because he cheated, but she’s already back cowtowning, cowtowing to him trying to get him to take her back.
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