Coyner


a term given to a sufferer of chlamydia or other burning std. the term originated from the alternative rock band ‘the flaming lips’. the band was founded by brothers mark & wayne coyne who have been known to act outlandishly at festivals by entering in bubbles and riding over the crowd. wayne coyne has also be known to pour fake blood down his face to pay homage to the famous picture of ‘miles davis’. this has led to the development of the phrase ‘a bl–dy coyner’ referring to an infected and often messy s-xually transmitted disease.
i was out on the lash last night with my beer goggles on and found myself fending off a coyner with an empty bottle of ouzo

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