coyote fuck
when you wake up the next morning with an ugly chick on your arm and you would rather naw your own arm off, rather than to wake her up
doug – that was a great party til the next morning
tony – why
doug – woke up next to amber
tony – she is a coyote f-ck
(context- it is well known when a coyote gets caught in a trap, it will gnaw its arm off to free itself).
when somebody wakes up and gnaws off their arm or hand to escape a one night stand who was viciously ugly.
my friend don always carries gauze and tape with him in case he meets a coyote f-ck- (adj.)
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