Cozy Boner


an erection produced from the thought of something extremely comfortable. specifically, one produced entirely free from s-xual thought/arousal. usually occurs when one is very tired or lacking of sleep.
dude, i was so tired in calc 2 today that i started hallucinating about my pillow. next thing i knew…i had a cozy b-n-r.

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