CP Time
colored people’s time. also see: cpt
the usually correct stereotype that african-americans are incapable of punctuality, and are chronically tardy in both arriving at and beginning events and functions.
1)
white girl: why are we still waiting? it should have started 15 minutes ago.
white guy: the organizers are black so we’re on cp time. they’re probably backstage talking or eating.
2)
black organizer thinking to herself: well, we should probably start, even though most of my friends haven’t arrived yet because of good old cp time. i guess we’ll wait another 30 minutes for the black folks to show up.
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