CPR
coughing p–p release. refers to a self-administered emergency technique when unable to p–p normally; somewhat similar to the heimlich maneuver, it involves coughing vigorously to dislodge and eject the organic object clogging the bodily orifice.
i was mildly constipated, so i used c.p.r. to help me eliminate.
cardiopulmonary resuscitation – basic life support.
now what’s left is cpr but he already gone (tricky)
checking people randomly: a most appropriate signifier for the nypd’s present slogan, cpr, or courtesy professionalism respect, a sad attempt to put words above action, an act of desperation which shares many qualities with what a prep-b-scent circle jerk would look like, in this case the k(op)s being overweight, impotent, and annoying. beware for impotency in your neighborhood pig, for that is the first sign of the textbook self-esteem issues that can trigger a binge of false arrests, excessive force, racism, and (enterhumanrightviolationofchoice) etc… that parallells what you might see on an mtv child-pageant show gone wrong.
wilco: what’s cpr stand for the side of that cop car bro?
mcw-lly: courtesy-
wilco: bahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahah bahahahhqhahahhahahahahhabahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahahahhqhahahhphew okay okay sorry go
mcw-lly: professio–
wilco: ahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahah bahahahhqhahahhahahahahhabahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahahahhqhahahhphew ahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahah bahahahhqhahahhahahahahhabahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahahahhqhahahhphew ahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahah
mcw-lly: respect
wilco: ahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahah bahahahhqhahahhahahahahhabahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahahahhqhahahhphew ahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahah bahahahhqhahahhahahahahhabahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahahahhqhahahhphew ahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahah bahahahhqhahahhahahahahhabahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahahahhqhahahhphew ahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahah bahahahhqhahahhahahahahhabahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahahahhqhahahhphew ahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahah bahahahhqhahahhahahahahhabahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahahahhqhahahhphew ahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahah bahahahhqhahahhahahahahhabahahahhqhahahhahahahahha bahahahhqhahahhphew
wilco: i just figured it meant checking people randomly… i got stopped 3 times in brooklyn yesterday. same pig each time.
mcw-lly: sounds about right.
short for c-ck to p-ssy resuscitation. saving a dying p-ssy with a healthy dose of d-ck.
i thought she was dying so a gave her a little cpr. turns out she just needed some d-ck.
c.p.r. stands for cardiopulmonary resuscitation
i performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation aka c.p.r.on the dead dude.
the s-xual act where a female or male performs the standard cpr procedure on another person’s d-ck. the standard involves 30 pumps followed by 2 blows. repeat the process until they c-m (spitting up water like a drowned victim).
guy: “so could i get a bl-w j-b tonight?”
girl: “i’m not entirely up for that, but i’ll give your d-ck some cpr”
courtesy, professionalism, respect
it is the logo found on some (?) nypd (new york police department) vehicles.
-you know the slogan of the nypd?
-yeah, it’s easy. cpr, meaning courtesy, professionalism, respect
ceiling-punching rage. to be so enraged as to jump up and punch one’s ceiling.
dude, i was so mad after loosing to jake at mario kart, i busted out some cpr, and now there’s a hole in the ceiling…
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