crab apple suprise
an airport favourite! after arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones -n-s after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. one then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.
“that guy yesterday deliverd one h-ll of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand” . 2 girls one cup shower of sh-t
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