Crab Cruncher


that metal tool thing you use to crunch into crab legs and extract the delicious crab meat
collin: “baybay! i can’t get to the crab meat!”.
brijoux: “use the crab cruncher!”
collin: “the what?!”
brijoux: “look it up on urbandictionary.”

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