Crab Garden
m-ssive infestation of crabs on your p-b-s. usually on loose jailbait or crack wh-r-s.
“d-mn, china has a crab garden bigger than sea world!”
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- cracking cans
aussie expression of surprise referring to a woman’s br–sts when they’re noticeable and appealing : i.e.great t-ts ! since only aussies understand it, you may use it abroad loudly, in a bar for instance. – wow, check-out the red-head over there, mate. – cracking cans ! – yeah, nice -ss too.
- tubalanche
an avalanche of containers falling out when opening the plastics cupboard. the only downside of getting the children to unpack the dishwasher is the increased risk of tubalanche.
- Tuck and Fumble Technique
the act of using warming lubricants and m-ssaging them on your t-st-cl-s and a designated -n-l crevice and then placing them inside said crevice to achieve pleasure and -rg-sm. dude, those two kids attempted the tuck and fumble technique! they’re so gay!
- tugberk
an annoying -sshole. or a disease wow! he is such a tugberk
- Tuggles McTugTug
the creepy fat balding man that sits alone in parks and watches women and children. “honey, pick up the frisbee.” “i can’t. every time i bend over, tuggles mctugtug there gets a whopping stiffy.”