crab grass


1) a woman’s bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her pubic gr-ss now as a sacifice for a later advantage

2) a woman’s p-b-s loaded with crabs
d-mn i was h-rny, but the ole lady was in a p-ssy mood so i refused the crab gr-ss knowing that if i played today, i would be paying tomorrow.
1) a woman’s bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her gr-ss now as a sacifice for a later advantage

2) a woman’s p-b-s loaded with crabs
d-mn i was h-rny, but the ole lady was in a p-ssy mood so i refused the crabgr-ss knowing that if i played today, i would be paying tomorrow.
a stank ho’s patch of pubic hair. referring to the probable existence of “crabs” or pubic lice (pthirus pubis) residing therein.
man, i was rollin’ in that b-tch’s crab gr-ss last week and got eat-up with those little f-ckers.
when a guy has s-x with a girl from behind a few days after shaving his p-b-s. leaving her b-tt itchy for a few days… just like sittin on freshly cut crabgr-ss
remember that dyme wit the fat booty??? well i totally crabgr-ssed her last night.

yo man.. see that girl rubbin up against the wall??? dats my crabgr-ss!
community action with a mob sentiment that ignores reasonable discussion in favor of preconceived notions.

it is the opposite of astroturf, in which organizations create public statements and falsely attribute them to members of the public, or pose as a member of the public when making the statements to give the appearance of gr-ssroots approval or support for the organization or its actions.
that at&t blocked images from 4chan because of its content may just be crabgr-ss. that they blocked it only because of a network problem may be astroturf.

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