Crabapple


lil wayne.
lil wayne looks like a crabapple.
-a cranky ugly b-tch
what the f-ck is that crabapple’s problem? i only borrowed her boyfriend for a little while.
1) a person whose face is scrunched up and not proportionate to their already small head. that, along along with a weak chin makes you a crabapple.

2) a person unfamiliar with a common american crab apple or the tree upon which one grows.
did you ever notice tina’s eyes were too close together, prolly? yeah dude, she a total crabapple if you didn’t realize.
where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her -n-s. the male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.
dude mckenzie so crab appled that girl last nite!
n. an accidental post -n-l s-x ball of feces that emerges just after one removes his p-n-s.
chris did his girlfriend in the b-tt for the first time the other day and right after he pulled out she laid a crab apple in the living room floor.
it’s the nickname used for the new mini macs that just came out. this word derived from the company name/logo. what’s smaller than an apple? crabapples!
that new crabapple you got is really cool. now all we need is a folding keyboard and my tablit and we’re set!

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