crabber
one who receives indiscriminate bl-wj-bs (see j-zzard). refers to spreading of lice (due to indiscriminate selection of j-zzards) that takes place during the ‘milking’ process.
note: as lice are usually spread from hairy place to hairy place transferral of crabs is only likely with bearded j-zzards.
“wheres (the) j-zzard?”
“he’s int’ bushes wit’ crabber”
“ahh..”
(read with yorkshire inflection)
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