crabbing charge
noun – relating to chinese buffets, the charge that an individual is h-t with if they crab. in upper cl-ss buffets, this may require one to remortgage their house.
“mate u better spoon and dispose real quick before they see that, otherwise there’s gonna be a proper m-ssive crabbing charge”
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