Crabby Penguin


manically trying to attend to the genital itching caused by the parasite ‘crabs’, typically in a fashion that appears to be an awkward, “penguin-like” dance to onlookers.
mickey rourke: what the h-ll is that wonky dance lindsay lohan is doing over there?

danny trejo: dance? that aint no dance. she’s doing the crabby penguin!

mickey rourke: is she now?

danny trejo: yeah, the little sl-t.

mickey rourke: would you excuse me? i think i need to go help her do the crabby penguin.

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