Craber
a gentleman or gentlewoman who fornicates in / or under more than 50 percent cotton linens. if wearing denim the crabe is rejected, as not full crabe has occured.
garth: yo bro you crabed last night i heard?
bates: had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
garth: heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
bates: oh d-mn, i was almost a craber? sh-t.
a person who jerks off under covers and chooses not to jerkoff with just his hand in his pantz
jeb: thanks for takin all the covers t-to, well at leats i wont be a craber
t-to: huh?
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