crabfruit


v. to reach around from behind someone (particularly a woman, but may be a man) and grasp their br–sts. usually done without prior warning.

comes from the shape of one’s hands when grasping said br–sts — fingers looking like a crab’s legs — and the br–sts themselves — being the fruit.
i was minding my own business one day while walking down the street and some pervert crabfruited me! needless to say, i wrecked his b-lls.

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