Crabgasm
an -rg-sm somehow induced by a crustacean, possibly involving -n-l or oral entry.
“his hexican wife gave him a crabgasm, didya hear?”
“huh?”
“yeah, she slowly eased it within his inner sanctum until he came furiously upon it’s hot red armor.”
“that’s hot.”
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