Crablagon
often referred to as a “double back-hand inverted crablagon”
a large beast, unique for it’s habits of hibernating during the summer as opposed to the winter.
generally ranges in between 6-10 feet tall and has 6 legs.
despite what the name implies; it resmebles more of a large scorpion with scales.
it’s scales can range from drak brown to florescent orange.
lives in forests and mature males breath fire.
person 1: no i’m not going outside!
person 2: but come one! there’s enough snow to build a snowman!
person 1: but what about the crablagons?! i value my life, man!
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