crack a stiffy
crack a stiffy
the process where ones p-n-s changes state from being flaccid to being erect.
commonly used in australia
also know as crack a fat
scene: at the local swimming carnival, peter has just one the 100m freestyle event. elated, he leaps from the pool in his dts (d-ck togs) but clearly he has an erection.
mary:- omg whats going on with the front of peters togs?
sarah:- der mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!
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