Crack and Ikes


a renaming job for the candy mike and ikes, because they are as addictive as crack. they especially prey on people who don’t eat sugar all that often. if you are not careful with crack and ikes you may just wind up getting shashanked
converstation dealing with crack and ikes

cool guy: dude stop eating my mike and ikes

crack head: man i can’t keep them away from me….

cool guy: only the first taste is free my friend next time its gonna cost you

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