Crack Bike


a bike that was stolen and sold for well below it’s original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.
dude 1: dude, i just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.

dude 2: yeah man, it’s totally a crack bike. apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.

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