crack boner



when you smoke crack and you get a m*ssive vibrating erection from all the crack youve been doing, because of daddy issues, crack b*n*r
“dude, brittaney totally had a crack b*n*r at the funeral”

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  • crunchyroll and cuddle

    to hang out with another to watch anime using crunchyroll with the purpose of having s*x. the weeaboo equivalent of “netflix and chill”. m: hey you want to come over to my house so we can catch the latest episode of naruto? f: crunchyroll and cuddle? m: dattebayo!

  • crybully

    a bully who har*sses their victim, then goes crying fake tears to a person or group of authority or publicity claiming that their victim har*ssed them, in order to encourage them to wrongly persecute the victim as well. des was a notorious crybully, one time he kicked at people building sandcastles in the playground before […]

  • c*matthon

    a c*matthon is when 2 or more guys on a chat see who can j*zz the quickest by watching p*rnography. when you are finished you must type “j*zzed” or “came” on the chat. whoever j*zzes first wins. “miss stephenson is so hot, we should totally do a c*matthon over her”


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