crack cock
c-ck that is so hot, you’d swim nose deep across a river of blood and p-ss for a fix.
“all the ladies in the larp are about bryan’s crack c-ck.”
“does that make them c-ck goblins?”
the unusually flaccid p-n-s a male develops after the consumption of many drugs. this is typically accompanied by (1)frequent trips that the toilet that result in unsuccessful attempts to urinate and (2) inability to arrive at an erection despite being extraordinarily h-rny (see also blue b-lls)
a similar phenomenon occurs in females called crack c-nt.
“i have crack c-ck so bad i stood at the urinal for five minutes and only p-ssed a single drop.”
c-ck that is so hot, you’d swim nose deep across a river of blood and p-ss for a fix.
“all the ladies in the larp are about bryan’s crack c-ck.”
“does that make them c-ck goblins?”
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