crack jacking


verb. the act of thrusting a p-n-s betwixt two clenched b-tt cheeks in lieu of traditional v-g-n-l or -n-l intercourse until climax.
“my wife had a c section so we can’t f-ck for 6 weeks. hopefully, she’ll let me do some crack jacking.”

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