crack monster


a person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit.
the crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger.
kinda like the cookie monster but instead of cookies the person goes after crack.
the guy down the street is a crack-monster.
insatiable need to consume your p-ssions. someone who gets really into things, alot of things and is up all night doing these things and then adds more things to do.
i am a crack monster, i ride my bide all hours, play paintball, go rock climbing
ham and cheese sandwich
j’ voudre un croque monsieur, s’il vous plait.
-translation-i would like a crack monster, please.

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