crack ninja


1. individual who is stealthy in the act of taking photos of people’s b-tt crack in public.

2. m-ss effect race, human male infiltrator, runs around like a person on crack. the character can also be invisible like a ninja.
“george clooney’s crack was on tmz thanks to the crack ninja.”
“dude, i’m running around this map like a crack ninja.”

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