Crack of the egg
a joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. the crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.
guy 1: you’ve got 2 be kitten me!
guy 2: wow…
guy 1: crack of the egg (knee slap)
guy 2: dude, just no!!
#egg #jokes #seriously?
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