crack one off


v. m-st-rb-t-.
she wouldn’t put out, so i had to crack one off instead.
2 more definitions
v. to blow your load, or c-m
“i got so excited when i saw her that i nearly cracked one off.”
v. to fart, usually loudly or pugnaciously.
some dude on the train cracked one off as i p-ssed him by.

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