Crack Sample
crack dealers like all drug dealers offer you a free taste of their product to get you hooked on its effects. now everyday products are being referred to as crack because of its popularity or consumer reception causing a buying frenzy. recently i even heard the use of “crack sample” being used to refer to the offering of intimacy by a newly formed couple to entice the other person (or spouse) to accept requests or allowed to be manipulated by the offering of the “intimacy crack sample”; very similar to being “whipped”!
example 1:
joe bagofdoughnuts: “hey johnny don’t worry this is just a crack sample, just taste it. if you don’t like it its free anyway”!
crackhead johnny: “omg that crack sample was da’ bomb, i need more”!
example 2:
johnny wishbone: “holy cow that dude hangs on her every word”!
fred: “she must of given him a crack sample and he’s working for more”!
example 3:
seamore: “holy cow shimmy sham those justin bieber tickets are selling like crack”!
shimmy sham: “too bad they’re not giving crack samples away”!
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