crack spackle
flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the -ss crack, to create a false illusion of a neatly concealed crack. most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber’s crack.
d-mnit joe, put some crack sp-ckle on that -ss before i puke!
someone you dislike and who is up themselves. you really hate them. they are abnoxious and nihilistic.
arjun you are such a cracksp-ckle.
flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the -ss crack, to create a false illusion of extra back skin. most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber’s crack.
d-mnit joe, put some crack sp-ckle on that -ss before i puke!
specks of fecal matter that coagulate in your underwear over time. usually caused by excessive flatulence, the condition is worsened when the subject showers irregularly, causing the fecal matter to harden. this often causes soreness, underwear sticking to the b-tt in the area and requires peeling apart of the b-tt cheeks before normal defecation.
man, i drank a ton last night and ate barbeque! i’ve had bad gas all day, and now the crack sp-ckle is drying and making my b-tthole sore!
when a man unleashes his powerful c-mshots onto another living organisms -ss, allowing the s-m-n to slowly slide down the cheek of the -ss.
i could hear ashley’s laughter while the crack sp-ckle made its way down her -ss cheek, tickling the hairs on her b-tt.
the chunks of feces left in and around an -sscrack after a perticularly violent -n-l eruption.
unknown to matthew, his -ss was covered with cracksp-ckle after he let that last fart.
when you accidently p–p yourself
i had a mega dish of italian last night and on the way home i crack spakled my pants cause i couldn’t hold it.
crack sp-ckle
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