crack-tarded
the insane, distorted, irrational thinking that occurs in crack smokers. especially when a crackhead runs out of crack (and money to get crack).
‘i already sold all my food stamps, but my daughter took some of my money, and wrote a check to pay my cellphone bill. if we can get a ride to the bank, i think i can get the money from the atm before the bank pays the check. on the way to the bank, we can tell the driver we’ll give her money, but we’ll just give her a little crack, and after she smokes. maybe we can get her to rent her car for some more rock.’ —- crack-tarded!
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