Crack top


this is the alternative name for the hilltop district in tacoma washington. this area is the wrong side of the tracks, traditionally the home to black and low income residents.
this area is popular with crack buyers and sellers,known as a hot bed for gang violence and violent mindless ignorant behavior. where the low life crack head gang dooush bags live and hang out,ya go there to buy dope and hope you don’t get your -ss shot or robbed.
is that restaurant on north j street?

no, it’s on south j street.

oh no we aint going there thats on god damm cracktop i don’t

feel like having my car broken into when we go to the

restaurant.

okay well lets go to all you can shovel then.

good i’m hungry!

crack top a sh-tty place to raise your family!
this is the alternative name for the hilltop district in tacoma washington. this area is the wrong side of the tracks, traditionally the home to black and low income residents.
this area is popular with crack buyers and sellers,known as a hot bed for gang violence and violent mindless ignorant behavior. where the low life crack head gang dooush bags live and hang out,ya go there to buy dope and hope you don’t get your -ss shot or robbed.
is that restaurant on north j street?

no, it’s on south j street.

oh no we aint going there thats on god damm cracktop i don’t

feel like having my car broken into when we go to the

restaurant.

okay well lets go to all you can shovel then.

good i’m hungry!

crack top a sh-tty place to raise your family!
a working laptop or netbook computer with noticeable and/or potentially compromising physical damage. ie; cracked casing, partially damaged screen, a missing panel or b-tton(s). usually an older or obsolete model.
my cracktop is missing the fn key and the screen is held in with stickers, but it still works well enough to check email.
like laptop or notebook. the difference in this case being that a “cracktop” is a laptop or notebook in which usually the only piece of legitimate software contained on the hard drive of the laptop is the os that is built into the computer as standard.

usually even then, after countless re-boots, viruses and continued anger at manufacturers for bundling “useless ware” into the factory configuration of a computer, a user will one day finally get so p-ssed off, that even the os becomes an illegally downloaded copy (which is usually better for your computer anyway), resulting in a complete “cracktop”.
“i’m too embar-ssed to admit to all my friends and colleagues that my laptop contains little or no legitimate software on its hard drive. it’s a cracktop”

“why do i download from rapidshare? even though that game only costs a few bucks from the bargain bin? ’cause this is a cracktop get used to it”

“man my comp is just a total cracktop now, that blue edition of microsoft office was just too easy to install. counter strike online is off the wall its so godd-mn cracked”

“just get a cracktop, after u bought your laptop bring it round and i’ll sort eeeeverything out”

“no money? gotta go university? need microsoft office? cracktop it, so you don’t have to live off beans on toast”

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