crackacardia
crackardia is when you have ingested large amounts of crack-cocaine (or cocaine in any form), thereby causing a reaction of increased heart-rate, this is the term used to describe the rythm your cardiac monitor is reading.
julius: “yo man, my heart feels like it’s beating out of my chest”
brian: “yeah, i think you smoked too much crack tonight”
julius: “yeah n-gg-‘ i must be gettin’ that crackacardia, let’s go to the er.”
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