cracked the egg


when someone farts while in the middle of s-x.
“dude, i’m so embarr-ssed. last night when i was banging jenny, i cracked the egg. i hope she doesn’t hate me.
specific point at which something goes wrong, just as in the phrase, “jump the shark.”

(derived from lady gaga’s rotten egg of a grammy appearance.)
the night was great, but cracked the egg when jill decided to throw up all over those children.

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