Cracker Dick
(n) an insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.
doctor: we ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker d-ck.
patient: d-mn, shouldn’t have gone on the singers cruise.
why does jason keep a towel over his junk?
oh he’s got cracker d-ck, it’ll get soggy if it gets wet
somebody who has a p-n-s that isn’t as large as it should be for their race, or an insult that just generally throws somebody off balance and catches them by surprise.
shut up, cracker d-ck!
man, jaykwon’s girlfriend said he’s a cracker d-ck.
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