Cracker Eyes
when you think a girl with no -ss looks great
that girl is so flat, you must have cracker eyes
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a warm hearted, unselfish, beautiful care giver that when you look into someone’s eyes it’s like looking into the ray of sunshine. it warms you up, nourishes you and makes you feel like you will never be alone again. wow, i just had a kasheena moment!
- Creamy Bitches
1. an exclamation showing appreciation for a situation, outcome, or event. 2. an alcoholic beverage containing 5 oz horchata, 3/4 oz everclear, and a 1/2 oz baileys. served on ice. creeeeeeamy b-tches! holy sh-t that is creamy b-tches! i bet when the free masons ate bruce lee’s backstraps that sh-t was creamy b-tches.
- Shitmisting
when you mush up sh-t into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles yo dog, no money, no car, no alcohol, no women. time to go sh-tmisting
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- Lactode
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